A precious little girl walks into a pet shop in...
You say you miss her but what about me!
Aint I as important, as Sara Could be...
I'm glad I'm a woman -Yes I am, yes I am.
I don't live on Budweiser, Beer nuts and Spam...
Once upon a very stupid night. My old friend...
Nena-your ALWAYS in some kind of a dilemma. What...
If there's one thing,
That I cannot stand...
M&M's, Skittles, caramel Twix's,
100 Grande, Hershey's Kisses...
This is just a joke i heard i thought it was funny...
2 tampons walking down the road...
I was told to write a wacky poem,
But that’s one thing I don’t know...
When I was young, I've met a gorgeous and innocent...
A girl who looks so sweet that will make your eyes...
Once upon a time there
lived a boy called josh...
So foul and fair a day I have not seen
Gallant homie Caesar- where hath he been...
I AM A B***H
AND IVE GOT CLASS...