Funny Poems Using Slang Words

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  • There she was

    by mummy

    There she was just singing in the rain saying I'm...
    me and my ex wrote this when we were 13 so don't...

  • Bam! (2)

    by Bridget

    BAM!
    There goes Jam...

  • Why do you sit and steady hate?
    As thou your man just took me for a date...

  • Things I Hate About Guys

    by Robin Parmer

    Things I Hate Bout A Guy!!
    I hate the way he remembers...

  • Strongbad the Cartoonist
    once received an email...

  • Fruit Salad

    by Harry Bryant

    FRUIT SALAD
    You are the apple of my eye...

  • Slip 'n' Slide

    by christine

    My brother and i do slip n slides down our...
    well anyway..saturday we did one..and we decided...

  • Work it out

    by Jacqui Armstrong

    They nag, moan, scream, shout,
    jump, stomp, argue, pout...

  • I like Elizabeth Taylor,
    I like Jimmy Carter...

  • I am Hungry (2)

    by Timothy

    Calamari, pate, Steak Tartar,
    Beef Wellington, cordon bleu, or caviar...

  • My old man's a dustman,
    He wears a dustman's hat...

  • Not My Goodies (4)

    by KRAZYCHULA

    ALL THEY WANT IS OUR GOODIES
    BUT FELLAS WE AIN'T NO HOODIES...