Other funny quotes

I speak two languages

English
&
Sarcasm.

I'm more fluent in the latter.

by Linda Leavers ( F P C D )
at 2009-11-04

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D

by Oscar the Grouch
at 2009-11-03

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Yes! Call me a who*e, But remember, Ive allready been sold by Ruben, And I will never be another ones hoo*er

by Flynel ( P C D )
at 2009-11-01

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

I do know everything, I just can't remember it all at once :)

~KM~

by I Wont Let It Kill Me ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-31

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

If you were cruisin for a bruisin,
By morning you'll be achin for Bacon.

by Wolf ( F P D )
at 2009-10-31

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Too bad for heaven too clever for hell

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-10-30

rating: 4.5
votes: 2

NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

by ALLEN CEM ( P C )
at 2009-10-26

rating: 5.0
votes: 3

I think my favorite song was written about a chocolate <3

by beekrazee
at 2009-10-23

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

I see, I see. Said the blind man to the deaf child. And the deaf child said.... huh?

by Janessa ( F C )
at 2009-10-09

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Ooopsie~ I forgot my quote :)

by Erin
at 2009-10-09

rating: 1.6
votes: 7