Zim: who put bacon in the soap?!
gir: i did it myself!!
Boy: why you were a bra you have nothing to put in there
girl: you were pants dont you?
Me:hey mandy guess what! *snickers*
mandy: what?
me:guess where i saw your bf at!
mandy: where?
me: at KUM AND GO (get it? LOL)
mandy: 0.0 what!!!!! your sick!!!
(real conversation)
Marie: I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.
Jay: Uhh
Ok, im not racist... How many jews can u fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and about a thousand in the ash tray
This is our fate.
im yours
"don't make fun of little people....or else"
If you wanted me to go away, then why didn't you say so?
Courtney...all I have to say is..
AYYY BUDDYYY BACKK TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
you should. what's her name; adam.
love, Rosalina. <3
If I ever gave birth, I would stop in the middle of it and ask the doctore "Is it money back guarenteed?"
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