Other funny quotes

A Blonde drives to disneyland and she sees a sign that sayes "Disneyland left" so she turnes around and goes home

by hayliee
at 2012-02-01

rating: 4.5
votes: 2

Don't HATE me b/c im beuitful... Don't love me b/c im EASY ..... LOVE b/c im YOURS

by hixx gurl 4 life
at 2012-01-31

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

If ,ifs and buts were candy and nuts we would all have a very mary christmas!:)

by bobbiejo
at 2012-01-30

rating: 3.0
votes: 1

When life gives you lemons squrt it in someones eyes!!!!!!!!!

by bobbiejo
at 2012-01-30

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

OH S**T TRIPPIN NUTS

by Isaiah Sowers
at 2012-01-30

rating: 2.5
votes: 2

Everytime I lose my head,
I seem to find my balls.

by Void ( F P C D )
at 2012-01-27

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all my life.

by Bree ( F )
at 2012-01-26

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Note to self:
Safety pins aren't safe!

by Hannnah Elizabeth ( F P C D )
at 2012-01-25

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Sometimes I wonder where my brain went, because sometimes I cant seem to find it.

by Stupified
at 2012-01-24

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

OMG !!!!!!!!!! has anyone lost a large roll of $50 notes wrapped in an elastic band?...... If so contact me Immediately !!!!! I found the elastic band.

by bluehun ( F C )
at 2012-01-23

rating: 5.0
votes: 1