Other funny quotes

Zim: who put bacon in the soap?!
gir: i did it myself!!

by sakura drops
at 2008-07-06

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Boy: why you were a bra you have nothing to put in there
girl: you were pants dont you?

by sakura drops
at 2008-07-06

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Me:hey mandy guess what! *snickers*
mandy: what?
me:guess where i saw your bf at!
mandy: where?
me: at KUM AND GO (get it? LOL)
mandy: 0.0 what!!!!! your sick!!!

(real conversation)

by sakura drops
at 2008-07-06

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Marie: I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

Jay: Uhh

by GoLlY gEe iTs VaNeSa MaRiE ( F C )
at 2008-07-05

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Ok, im not racist... How many jews can u fit in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and about a thousand in the ash tray

by Stuart
at 2008-07-05

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This is our fate.
im yours

by jeriel
at 2008-07-05

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"don't make fun of little people....or else"

by frou frou and imogen heap XD hol ( F C )
at 2008-07-04

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If you wanted me to go away, then why didn't you say so?

by Samantha Swiscoski
at 2008-07-04

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Courtney...all I have to say is..
AYYY BUDDYYY BACKK TO YOUUUUUUU!!!!!
you should. what's her name; adam.


love, Rosalina. <3

by schne the mystery
at 2008-07-04

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If I ever gave birth, I would stop in the middle of it and ask the doctore "Is it money back guarenteed?"

by Jayleen ( F P D )
at 2008-07-03

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