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We're gonna have fun damn it! FUN!

by Mysterious
at 2010-03-10

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And then God created Saturn,
And he liked it, so . . . .
he put a ring on it :) lol

by Em ( F P C D )
at 2010-03-06

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I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens

by BloodyBrokenAngel ( F P D )
at 2010-03-05

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All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height

by BloodyBrokenAngel ( F P D )
at 2010-03-05

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When life gives you lemons, pelt them at innocent bystanders.

by Tori Hicks ( D )
at 2010-03-05

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What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

by oNice ( F C )
at 2010-03-05

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Fighting with you is about as pointless as a bunch of retards playing poker in the dark.

by Stuart ( P )
at 2010-03-04

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It goes in dry and comes out wet, the longer its in, the stronger it gets, we can have it in bed, just you and me, but its not what you think, its lipton tea! =P

*Not mine, read it somewhere*

by Concrete AngelXo ( F P C D )
at 2010-02-27

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Its not that I dont wanna talk to you... I have to go cus my dog is choking... LoL

by Vanessa
at 2010-02-27

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QUICK! Throw the Pecker over your Shoulder and Make A wish!

by NaeNaeConspiracy ( P )
at 2010-02-25

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