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FAILS! first she tries to run away with my milk, and then she drops it on herself THEN she tires to be smart and make gestures behind my dad and hits her foot against the wall..

by Chicken Noodle Soup
at 2009-11-16

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" No matter how much you pull on it, It will not get any longer "

by neo ( F P C )
at 2009-11-11

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"why are you mad at ur juice?"
"because it doesnt tast like grapes! ITS SUPPOSED TO TAST LIKE GRAPES! it doesnt" -.-
(hahaha alana)

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-11-07

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I speak two languages

English
&
Sarcasm.

I'm more fluent in the latter.

by Linda Leavers ( F P C D )
at 2009-11-04

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I'm so bored, I think I'm going to go help the dog chase cars! =D

by Oscar the Grouch
at 2009-11-03

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Yes! Call me a who*e, But remember, Ive allready been sold by Ruben, And I will never be another ones hoo*er

by Flynel ( P C D )
at 2009-11-01

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I do know everything, I just can't remember it all at once :)

~KM~

by I Wont Let It Kill Me ( F P C D )
at 2009-10-31

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If you were cruisin for a bruisin,
By morning you'll be achin for Bacon.

by Wolf ( F P D )
at 2009-10-31

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Too bad for heaven too clever for hell

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-10-30

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NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

by ALLEN CEM ( P C )
at 2009-10-26

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