Remember when you went to sleep as a kid and mommy kissed you goodnight? Ever wonder if she just got done giving daddy a blow job? You do now.

A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D

I want something else. I'm not even sure what to call it anymore except I know it feels roomy and it's drenched in sunlight and it's weightless and I know it's not cheap. Probably not even real.

Whoever came up with the saying "Its as easy as taking candy from a baby" probably never tried to take the candy from a baby. It's not that easy.

I think my favorite phobia is Phronemophobia [the fear of thinking]. :D

Sometimes to show a person that you truly love them you have to let go

Some ppl tell me that i need help,
some ppl can f**k off and go 2 hell

3 a.m. phone call:
"Hey, are you asleep?"...
"No I'm freakin skydiving!!"

Friends are a lot like trees: they fall down if you beat them repeatedly with an axe.

My alltime favorite Quote:

Life is like a Video Game.... No matter how good you get, you always get zapped in the end.