Funny Quotes About Life

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  • Mirrors don't talk, and lucky for you they don't laugh...

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  • If the world was upside down everyone would be falling

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  • **some argument in writing comp.**
    girl 1: i wld spell it out for u if u knew how to read!
    girl 2: then wtf are we in writing class for??!!
    random voice: to write??

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  • "Life,is about getting old;
    live now, get old later."

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  • I went into Gus'es artificial organ and taco stand, said, "Give me a bladder por favor."
    The guy said "Is that to go?"
    I said, "Well, what else would I want it for?"

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  • Girls who take steroids can't have kids. It messes them up, and makes it impossible. Plus, they're not the best looking things in the world.

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  • I saw this girl... And she obviously didn't shave her pits. I mean, man, it was like a jungle. Imagine when she sweats? She could just ring it out. "What Timmy? You're thristy? Come here. Save some for the cat."

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  • I'm a great lover, I'll bet.

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  • I hate it when people tell me so-and-so is so-and-so spelled backwards. I really don't care. It's not like I'm going to be writing something then say "Wait.. What if someone wants to read this looking in a mirror".

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  • I'm always right! One time I thought I was wrong, but I was wrong..

    by Demi
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