Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Cheese (3)

    by Mel

    Cheese before bed,
    you know what they say...

  • Itch In Your Ditch (3)

    by Lola Granny

    Have you ever had an itch in your ditch Where you...
    As you hope others are not going to Throw you a...

  • My back itches so bad.
    The itching never stops...

  • Fishy (3)

    by jessica

    Dear fishy,fishy
    come to me i love you and you love me,some taste...

  • Ketchup is secretly taking over the world
    no-one really knows...

  • Bath Time Bubbles (3)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    Bath time bubbles,
    pop, pop, pop...

  • Ice Cream!!!!! (3)

    by Taylar

    Ice cream, oh ice cream, we do love you so.
    ice cream, oh ice cream, do we need you so...

  • Peter Pan (3)

    by Jimmy Jr.

    A small boy don't you see
    With an IQ of 3...

  • Existing as a Drop of Water (3)

    by ··¤(`×[¤Ðívïñë Ðî§tørtîøñ¤]×´)¤··

    Existing,
    As a drop of water...

  • Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

    by X Irrad

    You are so fat, you are not thin
    So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

  • My Little Baby (3)

    by Kenshin

    Little baby,
    Growing up...

  • Horrible hunger (3)

    by Kaitlyn

    I don't like spaghetti Bolognese
    The sauce is far to plain...