Funny Poems For Kids

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  • To Ugly (2)

    by april

    TO UGLY TO BE LOVED
    TO UGLY TO BE A LOVER...

  • Dustbin blues... (2)

    by Leanne

    I’m a dustbin - really I am,
    I come in black, green and brown...

  • Hippos (2)

    by Kevin

    Hippos are fat and really blubbery if oNE were to...

  • Duck (2)

    by crystal

    Cluck cluck cluck,
    i see my duck...

  • Under The Yum Yum Tree (2)

    by Lola Granny

    UNDER THE YUM YUM TREE
    THERE ARE SO MANY CANDY...

  • Look At This (2)

    by Jaime

    Put the word poop in front of every word
    poop...

  • I have to write a poem (2)

    by Nicolette

    I have to write a poem oh who hoo this will be fun
    NOT...

  • Star Light (2)

    by sodapop

    To My Little Sister:
    STAR LIGHT STAR BRIGHT FIRST I SEE TONIGHT...

  • Ode To A Toad (2)

    by lindzy

    I had a buddy that was a toad
    But he's lying flat on the road...

  • Decapitation of the Finger (2)

    by Christopher Cole

    The blade was sharp,
    the finger was soft...

  • *When we left off Jasmine kicked Aladdin out of...
    Jasmine: So am I supposed to take you back...

  • Socks on the Floor (2)

    by xdiamondwingsx

    My room is so damn messy
    There's socks on the floor...