Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Socks on the Floor (2)

    by xdiamondwingsx

    My room is so damn messy
    There's socks on the floor...

  • Little Gertie Takes A Bath (2)

    by Twisted Heart

    Little Gertie was so dirty
    But wouldn't take a bath...

  • I thought it would last i was so sad when you...
    why did you go so fast...

  • The Itchy Poem (2)

    by Ki-Eisha Rose

    Itchy eye eat a pie
    Itchy nose take a doze...

  • Tv Children (2)

    by sarenightmarexx

    The TV is killing our children's minds,
    The TV is killing mankind...

  • I'm scared out of my mind
    For I'm going to be killed...

  • Mumma, you promised me you would
    buy me that pink lollipop...

  • *When we left off Jasmine kicked Aladdin out of...
    Jasmine: So am I supposed to take you back...

  • Bacon (2)

    by lzeeker57

    Bacon is the bomb. What would happen without...

  • Little Lizzie (2)

    by Jason Rainey

    Little Lizzy got so dizzy
    Spinning round and round...

  • Roses are red (2)

    by Kiss My Sass

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Homework (2)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    But don't you have it?
    Oh, I must have forgot it...