Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Yo Momma Jokes Pt 2 (1)

    by SadnesssMadnesss

    Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave...
    Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when...

  • Last night I saw a fairy
    Checking if your teeth were clean...

  • Burning Desires (1)

    by X Irrad

    I hereby express my most burning desire
    To visit the moon in my normal attire...

  • My Boring Day.. (1)

    by X Irrad

    Tell you what I did today..
    Basically in bed I lay...

  • Chicken (1)

    by Kaylee

    My little 8 year old niece made this up i helped...
    One day i saw a piece of chicken rollin down the...

  • Free to Dream (1)

    by X Irrad

    Since a day in early youth,
    I've avoided every truth...

  • My favorite color (1)

    by X Irrad

    Alas, my favourite colour, Brown,
    Often makes my mother frown...

  • Football (1)

    by PureDove

    COACH: Alright men we're at the last quarter
    JOHNSON: Coach! Coach...

  • All i do in class (1)

    by angie A

    All i do in class is read,
    all i do in class is write...

  • Make up (1)

    by shahadah

    Brown, red, orange, blue
    all them colors you look like a fool...

  • Flying angel (1)

    by luch

    IHaveALilAngel
    FlyingAroundWithAHammer...

  • I hate my teacher (1)

    by DANNYS LOVER=)

    My teacher treats us all like clones,
    Sit up straight take off your headphones...