Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Mischief

    by *~CaSsYa~*

    Switch the Salt and Pepper for an April fools...
    Mix some egg yoke and coke so they can choke...

  • Decapitation of the Finger (2)

    by Christopher Cole

    The blade was sharp,
    the finger was soft...

  • Teachers pet (1)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    I'm the teachers pet
    not a "wanted" trend...

  • Santa Claus

    by Christopher Cole

    Ho, ho, ho,
    this is Santa...

  • Bathroom

    by Corinthin_13

    Here I sit
    Same as ever...

  • Riddle (7)

    by Vanessa

    Can not be bought, can not be sold, even if it's...
    comment what u think it is...

  • Dirty Shoe

    by marie

    The soles poke through
    It’s covered in glue...

  • Shots

    by ferny

    Don't you fret
    Don't you cry...

  • Classroom Of Hell (1)

    by Laloser05

    God, i forgot science was so boring,
    I can even hear Sam at the back snoring...

  • The school Spell (4)

    by Esther

    Round about the cauldron go,
    In the window mold i throw...

  • Come to my Chocolate Factory,
    You'll find anything there, even a chocolate...

  • George had a very evil scheme,
    He planned to turn his enemies to steam...