Switch the Salt and Pepper for an April fools...
Mix some egg yoke and coke so they can choke...
The blade was sharp,
the finger was soft...
I'm the teachers pet
not a "wanted" trend...
Ho, ho, ho,
this is Santa...
Here I sit
Same as ever...
Can not be bought, can not be sold, even if it's...
comment what u think it is...
The soles poke through
It’s covered in glue...
Don't you fret
Don't you cry...
God, i forgot science was so boring,
I can even hear Sam at the back snoring...
Round about the cauldron go,
In the window mold i throw...
Come to my Chocolate Factory,
You'll find anything there, even a chocolate...
George had a very evil scheme,
He planned to turn his enemies to steam...