Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Saw his teacher walk in.
    Expectantly he stood there...

  • A Lonesome Dove Comes Home (2) 1

    by CRAFTY KEN

    A LONESOME DOVE COMES HOME
    I remember that cold dark night, when my mate and...

  • Spider Hell (20) 10 HM

    by Milly Hayward

    There is a spider in my bath
    it's staring up at me...

  • Dan's Rabbit Hole (2) 3

    by cassie hughes

    A hole it was, a rabbit hole,
    So small and neat and round...

  • Upside Down (6) 5

    by cassie hughes

    The world looks so much better
    When I’m hanging upside down...

  • Bar Of Soap (2)

    by Jorga

    I WISJ I WAS THAT BAR OF SOAP FLOATING IN THE TUB...

  • Jills A Tranny (1)

    by Jorga

    JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL FOR JACK TO LICK...
    JACK RAN DOWN WITH A FROWN COZ JILLS A F***N...

  • Sugar!!!

    by nikki

    Sugar is a gals best mate
    No matter what the song may say...

  • For Corey (1)

    by Michelle

    I'm writing this poem for my son
    He really wanted a funny one...

  • Fishy fish (4)

    by Laurel S

    Glub glub glub
    swish swish swish...

  • I am singing
    While I swinging...

  • Valerie the Trout (4)

    by Kevin McNulty

    In the deepest, bluest river lived a family of...
    Where one day the youngest, Valerie, got gave a...