My Boring Day.. (1)

by X Irrad

Tell you what I did today..
Basically in bed I lay...

Sweeties in the Bin! (3)

by X Irrad

You are so fat, you are not thin
So chuck those sweeties in the bin...

Burning Desires (1)

by X Irrad

I hereby express my most burning desire
To visit the moon in my normal attire...

Your dad (2)

by kelli

One day i was alone,
ring ring thats the phone...

Last night I saw a fairy (1)

by beth

Last night I saw a fairy
Checking if your teeth were clean...

April Fool (2)

by Margie

I answered Back in school
Put a frog in the swimming pool...

The snowman

by Violet

Cold and stiff
but happy as can be...

Your Friend Wisdom

by Tom Cheriyan

When you see a lion in the wild,
Don't go and pat his head...

Untiled (2)

by pebbles

Rosas are red,
viloets are blue...

Yo Momma Jokes Pt 2 (1)

by SadnesssMadnesss

Yo mama so hairy she wears a Nike tag on her weave...
Yo mama so dark she has to wear white gloves when...

Dream of a Penguin (1)

by jess

There once was a penguin named Ed
Fish is what he loved to be fed...

Yip yap (1)

by mike

She rides upon the midnight express.
she is a board like a nail driven by a hammer.with...