Funny Poems For Kids

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  • - And now I want you to understand that.
    - Hem! What have you done, Clare...

  • - Why are you climbing Mr. White's apple tree?
    - What a stupid question! Can't you see...

  • - Aha! You've taken a small slice
    Of cake and put it in this place...

  • Cowsss. (3)

    by chelsea

    Okay, I'll write about a cow,
    but that's so commonplace...

  • Chicken Pox

    by Martha

    I had a fever, I can't function well
    I soon start to have chicken pox...

  • April. I'm standing still
    On the top of the hill...

  • Jack and Jill....and Bill?

    by Kelsie Danielle

    Remember Jack and his sister Jill
    Guess what they have a friend named Bill...

  • Super lips (11)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Oh his name it is nothing
    His age it means less...

  • I have spent countless hours planning,
    drew pictures, crunched numbers...

  • Family

    by kalelrobin

    Hi daddy, hi mummy Tommy kissed Shirley,
    I think it was cute, coz now brother has a girly...

  • White ears erect
    while cocked head ponders...

  • Brothers (2)

    by Broken smile

    Brothers
    Brothers are pests...