The TV is killing our children's minds,
The TV is killing mankind...
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard,
And there like, do you wanna trade cards...
Toilet paper, toilet paper!
where for are thou toilet paper...
She was told she'd be safe
If she stayed on the path...
Tears dripped from the eyes of many
But not for our Head Tutor Mrs. Velvet Sunny...
My sisters gay
she never lets me play...
You see that purple crayon
Right over there...
Inside a shop on Willow street
You may stop and chance to meet...
My temper is explosive
Dynamite in my soul...
One night I wished upon a star
That I'd change places with my cat...
I know this has been said before
But honest, Teach, It's true...
Saw his teacher walk in.
Expectantly he stood there...