My sisters gay
she never lets me play...
My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard,
And there like, do you wanna trade cards...
Tears dripped from the eyes of many
But not for our Head Tutor Mrs. Velvet Sunny...
The TV is killing our children's minds,
The TV is killing mankind...
Spiders and snakes,
make me cry and scream...
Tyrannosaurus Tyrant
is what he should be called...
You see that purple crayon
Right over there...
Inside a shop on Willow street
You may stop and chance to meet...
My temper is explosive
Dynamite in my soul...
I know this has been said before
But honest, Teach, It's true...
One night I wished upon a star
That I'd change places with my cat...
Saw his teacher walk in.
Expectantly he stood there...