Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Every Girl Wants EVERYTHING

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  • Everything i do i do it for yooooooooou

    by nicola
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  • Go away or i will meow, hiss, and do terrible things to you >:O

    by Micaela
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  • You think your all that and a bag of ships, well im all that and a bag of skittles so taste the rainbow

    *its not mine but i thought it was funny*

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  • Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, When I Go To Hell, I Smell My Poo

    LoL actually my friend made that but nyways its so damn funny. He said that during one of our class and then he ended up getting in trouble

    by blah
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  • Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.=P

    by Lozzy
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  • My parents have these manx cats, and I hate to pet them, because there's no closure.
    -Jordan

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  • Do you like plums?
    I like plums.

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  • Strangers are strange
    But never let them fool you

    Boy friends
    Hurt you
    And tear out your heart

    Friends stab you in the back
    And leave you

    But Best friend's
    Are always there and plus
    They don't carry knives

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  • Befor you judge someone walk a mile in there shoes so that you are a mile away and have there shoes!

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