Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, When I Go To Hell, I Smell My Poo

LoL actually my friend made that but nyways its so damn funny. He said that during one of our class and then he ended up getting in trouble

Let's get one thing straight. I'm not bright. Big words confuse me. I have the attention span of a rodent, and Wanda loves me anyway. And that should be enough for you.=P

My parents have these manx cats, and I hate to pet them, because there's no closure.
-Jordan

Do you like plums?
I like plums.

Strangers are strange
But never let them fool you

Boy friends
Hurt you
And tear out your heart

Friends stab you in the back
And leave you

But Best friend's
Are always there and plus
They don't carry knives

Befor you judge someone walk a mile in there shoes so that you are a mile away and have there shoes!

Dont get drunk in school, it just makes everything you do harder and reactions become slower!!

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?

-My friend said this...and i thought it was really funny!

The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

Happy Easter Everyone I love chocolate Eat all You can coz the chocolates on me!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!