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A gnawing mouse knows no limit 4 he bites from one corner to another up in th ceiling.

Meeting fOr tHe fRogs: Let's jOin Our Jointed Limbs tOgetHer GeNTle fRogs & "hop" for tHe beTter...Yay!

Bonnie: i saw a deranged racoon
her mom: was it a rabbit?
bonnie: no..... it was a racoon

My mom: i thought you were hungry, are you gonna eat or facebook.
me: i also have to pee... i just dont know anymore

(me & my friend talking about my brother chipping a tooth after falling off a bike)
"he literally bit the curb..didnt anyone ever teach him to put his hands down first. i mean damn" :)

Roll over and play dead...
Nope..I don't wanna go to school tomorrow...

I really wanna touch this bug zappeer...but somthing keeps telling me its a bad idea

I just realized that the word "short" is longer than the word "long". HAHA!

Danny: i know im dyslexic but....microsoft word htaes me