Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Why on earth do we let a chubby toddler running around with a weapon represent a day that's supposed to be filled with love, and not fear??

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  • Teletubies rock so hard its stupid.....!

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  • Kids in the back seats cause accidents,
    accidents in the back seat cause kids ;)

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  • Do you think i am wierd

    by Anna
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  • Q:What do you get when you cross a brown cow with a brown chicken?

    A: Brown chicken, brown cow. (You'll only get the joke if you read the answer really fast.)lol.

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  • Want to Know what my favorte thing about Gummy Worms is????......................

    They Cant squrim back up your throat after you swallow them!!

    YUMMMMMMM©

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  • A smile can turn a bad day into a good one.

    by Ashley
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  • Dinosaurs aren't real, they're just hiding.

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  • I swear to drunk I'm not God

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  • When life gives you lemons, give them back and demand icecream.

    by Ashley
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