Q: Why did the gold bars get expelled from school?

A: Bullion!

Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi.

Talk to the hand cause the face don't give a damn,
Talk to the wrist cause the hands pissed

*So 10 years ago I kno...But I still find it funny to this day*

A lady said my little brother is so adorable, cute, kind, and very respectful. well, Lady, you haven't seen him at home yet have you?

I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To

I like pie

Cee ya later aligator
after a while crocodile
okie dokie artichokie
ok im getting tired of saying good bye

GOOD BYEEE

BOYS ! act your age not your SHOE SiZE !

MESS WiTH THE BEST DiE liKE THE REST

Rainbows Lollipops and Doodles..