You know, if you sit in the street, you're gonna get run over...

If you were a {{BOOGER}} i would pick you first

The monkey stole a frying pan,
The monkey stole a door.
The door was off the lion's cage.
The monkey stole no more...

Don't yell. It's tacky.
-Rebecca

The more we study. the more we know.
The more we know, the more we forget.
The more we forget, the less we know.
So, why study?

There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

Im cuter than you and this bunny too!!!

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(='.'=)
(")-(")

Imma virus and im entering ur brain
Sorry i'll leave
I cant seem to find one

The Good News Is I've Found A Nickel....and Named it Phillip...
The Bad News Is..........
"IT'S A GIRL..."

I didnt write this but its like my favorite joke ever..

If u don't thik life is pretty,

LOOK AT MY CAT AND THEN THINK WATS BETTER LOOKING....lol jk

by a dear friend