The Greek Special is a huge 18 inch pizza, not a huge 18 inch penis as described in the add. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion this ad may have caused.
*this was a correction printed in the californian..where is california anyway?

I dont hate you because youre fat!
Youre fat because I hate you!!

Of course I'm talking to myself,
Who else can I trust?

Imma virus and im entering ur brain
Sorry i'll leave
I cant seem to find one

Im cuter than you and this bunny too!!!

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There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't

The more we study. the more we know.
The more we know, the more we forget.
The more we forget, the less we know.
So, why study?

Hold my hand forever and i wont let go...unless my pants are falling

**its stupid but whatever, it happened to me and i was laughing**

Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

Why are guys pants half way down their butt even though they have a belt on?