Child:"Mom, I need to get on the computer to look up info on the Trojan War, for my American History class!"

Mother:"Sure hunny, whatever!"

&& keep your head up kid because
there are people killing to see you fall-*

Haha, im running with scissors! ow, my eye!

Peanut butter is for kids,
peanut butter is just for us.
so let it show all over our face.
so lets just say this.
PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!

Roses are red,
violets are blue,
a face like your es belong in a zoo.

don't be sad ill be their too,
not in a cage but laughing at you.

ha ha.

My rubber duckies better then yours

If you want to be tall play foot ball

Always eat you're greens, including carrots

What r u doin'? eatin' chocolate! where ja get it? the cow dropped it!!!! LOL

Sum ppl r just like slinkies, theyre rlly good 4 nothing..
but they still bring a smile to ur face
when u push them down a flight of stairs