Q: What do you get when you mix a dolphin with a blonde?

A: A really stupid dolphin!

Your mum's so fat when she steps on the scales they say 'One person at a time please.' lol

Hold my hand forever and i wont let go...unless my pants are falling

**its stupid but whatever, it happened to me and i was laughing**

I'll be facing the storm in the same tradition of bravery that was held by those Frenchmen on the eastern fronts in Wold War II... I will be hiding in a bunker. Viva La Resistance!
-Z

Dirty looks,
jealous stares,
its funny,
when you think I care.

If u don't thik life is pretty,

LOOK AT MY CAT AND THEN THINK WATS BETTER LOOKING....lol jk

by a dear friend

The Good News Is I've Found A Nickel....and Named it Phillip...
The Bad News Is..........
"IT'S A GIRL..."

I didnt write this but its like my favorite joke ever..

Imma virus and im entering ur brain
Sorry i'll leave
I cant seem to find one

Im cuter than you and this bunny too!!!

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There are three types of people in this world. Those who can count, and those who can't