Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • If t.v is bad for you, then why does every hospital room have one?

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  • Row row row your boat
    gently down the stream
    push your friend right over the edge
    and listen to them scream:)

    .....muhahaha.........;)

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  • Down with Bush.

    by Katie
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  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first

    **lol not mine but i like it**

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  • Point to your head and say the abbreviation for mountain. (MT)

    P.S If you don't really get that than what is says is true. Your head is empty. This was written by my cousin Joan.

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  • Do as I say not as I do.

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  • So like..whyde we invade iraq again?cause of the weapons of mass destruction?oh yea!i totally forgot how nice our weapons were..ide also like to thank bush at this time for ruining the lives of millions...dam bush..

    by Katie
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  • My cat has OCD.
    -Ben

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  • Try putting ice on it to keep the swelling down. Okay I'm going to shutup now because that sounded way too much like a mother thing to say.

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  • Why are you people rating my quotes negatively? just cause im anti-bush?
    whos not anti-bush?he ruined our country..just cause i love america does not mean i have to love bush..

    by Katie
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