Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Hands on duty talk to the booty

    by MINNIE
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  • Mental anxiety,
    Mental breakdowns,
    Menstrual cramps,
    Menopause...
    Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN!

    by Katie
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  • Rose are blue,
    Violets are purple,
    This thing doesn't rhyme,
    So i'm going to go eat a bowl of sugar!

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  • God made rivers,
    God made lakes.
    God made you,
    But, hey, we all make mistakes.

    by Sharon
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  • So like..whyde we invade iraq again?cause of the weapons of mass destruction?oh yea!i totally forgot how nice our weapons were..ide also like to thank bush at this time for ruining the lives of millions...dam bush..

    by Katie
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  • Do as I say not as I do.

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  • Point to your head and say the abbreviation for mountain. (MT)

    P.S If you don't really get that than what is says is true. Your head is empty. This was written by my cousin Joan.

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  • If you were a booger I'd pick you first

    **lol not mine but i like it**

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  • Down with Bush.

    by Katie
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  • Row row row your boat
    gently down the stream
    push your friend right over the edge
    and listen to them scream:)

    .....muhahaha.........;)

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