The Greek Special is a huge 18 inch pizza, not a huge 18 inch penis as described in the add. Blondies Pizza would like to apologize for any confusion this ad may have caused.
*this was a correction printed in the californian..where is california anyway?

When people ask me my race i say human
-Liz aka The Poet

My cat has OCD.
-Ben

Try putting ice on it to keep the swelling down. Okay I'm going to shutup now because that sounded way too much like a mother thing to say.

RoLl YoUr EyEs

I'Ll Be HeRe

WhEn ThEy GeT BaCk

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

*Michelle*

There's too much blood in my caffeine system

*Michelle*

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon,

*Michelle*

Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door

*Michelle*

If t.v is bad for you, then why does every hospital room have one?