Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Rules of My Life:

    Rule #1..Im always right

    Rule#2..If im wrong please refer to Rule #1

    by Katie
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  • Why are you people rating my quotes negatively? just cause im anti-bush?
    whos not anti-bush?he ruined our country..just cause i love america does not mean i have to love bush..

    by Katie
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  • Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke...

    by Katie
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  • If ur cute then ur hot
    if ur hot then ur sexi
    if ur sexi i am single

    * i really dident make this up my best friend sammy did buit its still really cute witch maks it hot witch makes it sexi and she is single*

    by emma
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  • Hey there funny lookin' kid. Why do you have bubbles in your glasses?

    by :) Optimism is a healthy part to life (:
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  • Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.

    by Angel of Broken Dreams
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  • Dont do shit i did...do ya own shit...

    by gabriel
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  • F-a-t-t-y You ate too much PUMPKIN PIE you FATTY

    by Veronica
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  • An apple a year, makes the dentist appear.

    by Yangyee
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  • You don't take kids to Cabaret. Unless you want to. I'd take my kids to Cabaret.
    -Stephen

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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