Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Oh, my God, you look like a rainbow exploded!
    -J.D.

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    i smile
    cuz i got no i dear
    wat is gonig on
    in this bluddy old world
    we are living in.
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    by nicola
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  • Father:
    Who was that on the phone?
    Mother:
    Some F**kin idiot
    Kid:
    Mommy, that doesnt narrow it down

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  • Broccoli talks to me because the banana's red

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  • Are you high?
    youre kooool...
    but when me high...
    me feels like a fool..

    by gabriel
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  • Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble

    by nicola
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  • Beans don't make you fart! ....... They make you smart!

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  • I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!!

    by Cara
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  • What kind of Day is it?????
    A HAPPY DAY

    What are we going to wear???????
    OUR SMILES!!!

    by Cheri
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  • Okay, I'm full. I've eaten enough for eight people...got any cookies?
    -Ryan

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