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Rules of My Life: |
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If t.v is bad for you, then why does every hospital room have one? |
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Whoever said nothing's impossible never tried to slam a revolving door |
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She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon, |
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There's too much blood in my caffeine system |
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Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them |
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RoLl YoUr EyEs |
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God made rivers, |
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Rose are blue, |
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Rob was beating his sack when he broke his bottle! |