There's too much blood in my caffeine system

*Michelle*

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them

*Michelle*

RoLl YoUr EyEs

I'Ll Be HeRe

WhEn ThEy GeT BaCk

God made rivers,
God made lakes.
God made you,
But, hey, we all make mistakes.

Rose are blue,
Violets are purple,
This thing doesn't rhyme,
So i'm going to go eat a bowl of sugar!

Rob was beating his sack when he broke his bottle!
-Justin

If you want breakfast in bed then sleep in the kitchen!

I sparkle like a diamond,
I shine like a pearl,
can"t nothing compare to this baby girl!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, or at least until net years checkup

Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who will get the blame