Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • If you all that
    Then all that
    Isnt that much.

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  • "Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

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  • No, the penguins will not be joining us for dinner.

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  • Oh! santa i have been good all thruogh year
    now its your turn to make me cheer.

    by chavii
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  • Love is like a new diaper
    for a while it feels good and fresh
    but eventually it really stinks!!!!

    love JMB2

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  • "if our teachers piss us off we should be able to give them bit*hes a time-out"

  • A wise monkey never monkeys with another monkeys monkey

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  • The moon looked like a pancake, lightly buttered...

    by Joy
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  • If we're not supposed to take candy from stranger, then wuts halloween all about?
    ~~~think about it~~~

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  • "hey everybody this is dory we're trying to find nacho, have u seen him, he has big eyes, orange, two stipes" DORY SAID.
    "DORY!, his name is NEMO"marlin said.

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