Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • When life gives yous lemons
    i make beef stew

    by Andy Milonakis!!!

    by ViCktoReAh
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  • Growing old is mandatory
    but growing up is optional

    by *~*Morbid_Angel*~*
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  • Talk to my a.s.s because my face dont give a shit.

    -not mine

    by xxHellsGirlxx
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  • He who poos must wipe butt.

    by John Sandlin
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  • I WILL POKE YOU WITH A SPORK!!!!

    I say this one alot too!!!

    by Desiree
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  • I'm only up in your kool aid 'cause you forgot the sugar!

    by bellATragedy
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  • If i can stiill here you talk then my streo most bein borken

    by tyler montgomery
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  • The tooth fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money

    by your xl3 gone
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  • My mother told me never talk to strangers. That's why I never talk to myself anymore.

    by Twizzler
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  • WhenIWasInLikeYear2+3
    Me,AshleyAndStacey...
    \"SilkScreen\"
    GoodTimes.

    by KellyAnn
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