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Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a large fry, and a diet coke... |
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Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters... |
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Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight... |
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Seeing you makes me want to puke a little. |
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**School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why bother practice?** |
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I used to love catching bugs, that was until my sister brought one home that lives in your tummy |
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Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses! |
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Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE????? |
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Q.WHAT FISH LIKE TO COMO AT NIGHT??? |
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Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy. |