**School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why bother practice?**

I used to love catching bugs, that was until my sister brought one home that lives in your tummy

Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses!

Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE?????
A. YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME????
LOL

Q.WHAT FISH LIKE TO COMO AT NIGHT???
A. STAR FISH LOL :D

Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy.

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Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

Im the kind of kid my parents don't want me to hang out with!

If gossip was a drug then we'd all be wasted.

Get me this, Get me that!
I guess im a spoilt brat!
Buy me rubies buy me pearls!
I love being Daddys li'l girl!!