Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • What does ghost wear?

    Ans:Boo Pant

    by Elizabeth
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  • At a beautiful starry night,
    with a group children sat playing
    closed and talking to-gether while
    counting stars looking at the sky.
    It is written lovely for children.I could not forget this moment.

    by sfiawong
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  • I love you like a fat kid love cake!!!!

    by taylor
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  • [ H o m e w o r k ]
    They say that it's there to help us learn.
    But I say it's the teacher's revenge
    for being trapped in that room for an hour with us

    by your xl3 gone
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  • When life hands your lemons, paint them your favorite color, and throw them at random people.

    I know thats what I did when no one would buy lemonade from my lemonade stand. Good times...good times..

    by Caity
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  • How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
    From a mail-order catalogue

    by Takmypants
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  • Y0 MAMMA S0 0LD;
    HER CL0SES H0MiE WUS JESUS

    by HEiDi H0E
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  • IM N0 GiRL NEXT D00R
    iM THE H0E D0WN THE STREET

    by HEiDi H0E
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  • ***I like you***When the world is mine your death shall be quick and painless***

    *Borrowed this from Family Guy*

    by Cari Allen
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  • Satan called..... He said he wanted his horns back!!!

    by Cari Allen
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