Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Q.WHAT FISH LIKE TO COMO AT NIGHT???
    A. STAR FISH LOL :D

    by Karla
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  • Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy.

    (if you get it comment)

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  • Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

    by Brenda
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  • Im the kind of kid my parents don't want me to hang out with!

    by Katie
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  • If gossip was a drug then we'd all be wasted.

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  • Get me this, Get me that!
    I guess im a spoilt brat!
    Buy me rubies buy me pearls!
    I love being Daddys li'l girl!!

    by Nobia
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  • "Happiness is like peeing your pants.
    Everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the wormth."

    By: Mike S. D.

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  • Little Sister: Your Ugly.
    You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

    by ItGirl
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  • TGIF : Toes Go In First
    -JordanS

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  • Act your age - Mosh 4 life!

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