Funny Quotes For Kids

Sort by : 
  • Dial-up connection encourages quality family time.
    -JayC

    0 0
  • Po is red
    tinky is blue
    lala is yellow
    and dipsy just sucks poo

    0 0
  • “Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional”

    0 0
  • Now I lay me down to sleep
    I pray the Lord my soul to keep
    If I should die before I wake
    I pray the Lord my toys to break
    (so the other kids can't play with 'em)

    by nikki
    0 0
  • If Superman was so smart,
    Then why does he wear his underpants over his pants?

    by Ashlee
    0 0
  • NOTHING IS MORE SMART THAT THE SMILE OF KIDS

    0 0
  • In preschool when we fell.... we got right back up and kept on going....-thornton

    by Jessica
    0 0
  • You see children, every thing in this room is edable, even im edable but that my dear children is called cannablism.

    by Ruth
    0 0
  • My PoKemOn Bringz
    All The Boiz To The Yard
    N Dey Lyk Its Betta Den Urz
    DaYuM Rii
    It's Betta den urz
    I can Beat Chu
    Cuz I Have CharAzArD!!!

    by C
    0 0
  • I'm a tough girl, I can tie my own shoes and everything.

    by Alissa
    0 0