You don't need money only you need creit cards too

I know potatos grow in the ground
but carrots grow in trees thats why rabbits jump.

LOl Dont know were that came from just said it in the car at some point lol

Your momma so stupid she thought Cheerios were doughnut seeds

Your momma so fat Jesus cant even lift her soul

'Wouldn't it be amazing if ice cream could talk??!!' - Jenny

Love is like Pringles
Once you pop! You can't stop !

Why brush your teeth but not smile?

When you make a smile, do you mean your happy or is it picture time?

Why be a Man if you can be a Woman?

Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy.Girl falls for boy. Boy falls for girl. They lived happily ever after.