Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • "Happiness is like peeing your pants.
    Everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the wormth."

    By: Mike S. D.

    by jinxerella
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  • Little Sister: Your Ugly.
    You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

    by ItGirl
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  • TGIF : Toes Go In First
    -JordanS

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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  • Act your age - Mosh 4 life!

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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  • I'm not afraid of squirrels, just Xerox machines -- which is a whole different story!
    -JayC

    by AGirlWorthFightingFor
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  • To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
    the speed of sound.

    At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
    instantaneously.

    by theRookienamedKate
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  • A quote

    hehehe the link said submit a quote and i did JUST that hehe

    by lauracampbell
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  • Drop the CHOCOLATE and nobody gets hurt.

    by gone back to him
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  • I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate

    by gone back to him
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  • Piss ur sen in pe!

    by Esther
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