Ok..Easter..Jesus was nailed to a cross..and died..and then came back to life..so now we eat chocolate bunnies?I mean..HELLLLOOOOO!!! What is the point of this??

Whatsa difference between a grocery bag and michael jackson?

One is plastic and unsafe for children and the other one holds your groceries.

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Remember Kiddies!:

~Virginity CAN be cured!~

*not mine*

It better to let someone think your an idiot than to open your mouth and PROVE IT :)

MissInvisible

I'll be nicer if you give me chocolate

Drop the CHOCOLATE and nobody gets hurt.

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)

Minnie told mickey she wanted a divorce. mickey said your freaking crazy. minnie said no i'm freaking goofy.

(if you get it comment)

Q.WHAT FISH LIKE TO COMO AT NIGHT???
A. STAR FISH LOL :D