We're only interested in doing it with you.
-Andy

It better to let someone think your an idiot than to open your mouth and PROVE IT :)

MissInvisible

Remember Kiddies!:

~Virginity CAN be cured!~

*not mine*

If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.

Whatsa difference between a grocery bag and michael jackson?

One is plastic and unsafe for children and the other one holds your groceries.

Ok..Easter..Jesus was nailed to a cross..and died..and then came back to life..so now we eat chocolate bunnies?I mean..HELLLLOOOOO!!! What is the point of this??

I do believe in fairys i do i do

-lol

Im one of those people who laughs 3 times at a joke...
1. when its told..
2. once explained..
3. 5 minutes later once i actually get it

heard it from a friend! I love it!

My mom makes the best blueberry and chicken pie.
-Alex

The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine