Q.WHAT DID CAKE SAY TO KNIFE?????
A. YOU WANNA PIECE OF ME????
LOL

Dnt you hate wen people say its always the last place you look? for gods sake thats obvious who keeps looking after they have found wat there looking for? are there people who do this? who and where are they? i'll kick there asses!

I used to love catching bugs, that was until my sister brought one home that lives in your tummy

**School is practice for the future, and practice makes perfect, but nobodies perfect, so why bother practice?**

Seeing you makes me want to puke a little.

Im the kind of kid my parents don't want me to hang out with!

If gossip was a drug then we'd all be wasted.

A quote

hehehe the link said submit a quote and i did JUST that hehe

To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.

I'm not afraid of squirrels, just Xerox machines -- which is a whole different story!
-JayC