Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Act your age - Mosh 4 life!

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  • TGIF : Toes Go In First
    -JordanS

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  • Little Sister: Your Ugly.
    You: And your quite good looking...for a Gorilla, that is...

    by ItGirl
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  • "Happiness is like peeing your pants.
    Everyone can see it,
    But only you can feel the wormth."

    By: Mike S. D.

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  • Get me this, Get me that!
    I guess im a spoilt brat!
    Buy me rubies buy me pearls!
    I love being Daddys li'l girl!!

    by Nobia
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  • The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine

    by ariana
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  • Zombies live in my house, I call them my family! We don't say a word, just sit and stare at the TV screen!

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  • Nitie nite sleepy titie don't lettie the buggies bitie if they doie hit"em with your shoie and make"em blackie and bluie

    by sandy
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  • Feed the models.

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  • Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    God made me pretty
    What happened to you?

    by rEiyA
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