Im one of those people who laughs 3 times at a joke...
1. when its told..
2. once explained..
3. 5 minutes later once i actually get it

heard it from a friend! I love it!

My mom makes the best blueberry and chicken pie.
-Alex

The call me coffee cuase i grind so fine

Zombies live in my house, I call them my family! We don't say a word, just sit and stare at the TV screen!

You ever notice how hot air tends to build up as a teacher starts talking?
-Mr. Douglas

No matter what dont take no one shit

"When you are a kid act like a kid, and when you're a teen act like a teen, when you're an adult act like an adult, and when your dead, well act dead, this keeps the circle of life balanced."

I am no one. No one is perfect. Therefore I am perfect. (lol)

Truffle shuffle!
-iChunk

.at the beginning there was nothing.
.then God said 'let there be light!'.
.and there was still nothing.
.but at least you could see it.