Funny Poems About Life

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  • Sex (3)

    by Brandi

    Sex is evil
    Evil is sin...

  • Maybe I'll Get Lucky (3)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    That four letter word ending in...k
    I think about it night and day...

  • Drink and Repeat (3)

    by Jason Rainey

    I'm on my way to the bottom of another bottle,
    Today...

  • My first time** (3)

    by shorty

    His name was Kurt
    He told me it would not hurt...

  • Aunt Flow (3) 2

    by -Choke-On-MY-Halo-

    She comes every other month
    Maybe every two if I play my cards right...

  • Sometimes......... (3)

    by Rachel D Fogle

    Sometimes saying I'm sorry means more then I love...
    Sometimes holding hands means more then making...

  • Periods (3)

    by traceybilsbarrow

    Why is it that women
    have to go through all the pain...

  • I'm a pot head with no life
    ill never have a family not even a wife...

  • Mom's And Dad's (3)

    by Sahara

    They always come back
    No matter how long they've been away...

  • The flu (3)

    by doug frazier

    My tummy is aching. I'm feeling like hell,
    and things at the office just ain't going well...

  • Lord Emsworth's Dilemma (3) 2

    by Mr. Darcy

    It was pouring that morning
    When a curious thought arose...

  • Tests... oh no (3)

    by not-so-pretty-{bleeding}-

    Here I am in the middle of a test,
    My hearts beating so fast it’s gonna fall...