Sex is evil
Evil is sin...
That four letter word ending in...k
I think about it night and day...
I'm on my way to the bottom of another bottle,
Today...
His name was Kurt
He told me it would not hurt...
She comes every other month
Maybe every two if I play my cards right...
Sometimes saying I'm sorry means more then I love...
Sometimes holding hands means more then making...
Why is it that women
have to go through all the pain...
I'm a pot head with no life
ill never have a family not even a wife...
They always come back
No matter how long they've been away...
My tummy is aching. I'm feeling like hell,
and things at the office just ain't going well...
It was pouring that morning
When a curious thought arose...
Here I am in the middle of a test,
My hearts beating so fast it’s gonna fall...