When i look at a patch of dandelions,
i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...
One day, I was cookin' spaghetti.
I was waitin' till it looked good and ready...
To become a pretty fairy
Is really a wondrous life...
I like to eat peanuts
On top of a tree...
Who said I can't sleep
With my eyes wide open...
What do you do?
When you find your guardian angel...
sorry this poem isn't funny i just seen that it...
My life isn\\\'t all that it is cracked up to be...
Oh how grand
it is to be over 40...
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girl information...
One bright morning in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight...
I found a penny today
Just laying on the ground...
Love is good until the crazy woman(i had who** but...
your dating breaks up with u then love suck then u...