Boyfriend scandals
never ending fights...
Tuna, it's the chicken of the sea
Now it burns when i pea...
Once a month,
Every month...
Another day at the office and all is not well,
I got up this morning feeling like hell...
I was driving with my husband
Down the driveway in our Caravan...
Go! i run naked into the street
my little white butt the people meet...
{This poem is a parody of the Raven, a familiar...
Midnight Snack...
I have fallen
Face down...
Today is a new day
yesterday was and old day...
John was well respected indeed
But suddenly he had to pee...
My computer just took a fit
And booted me offline...
Some people believe they're all that.
Let me tell you something...