Funny Poems About Life
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Six decades, three score full years,
Wandering around like I know... -
One sage, who talked with inspiration,
Was asked a philosophic question... -
I'm that guy who comes in the post office
Fifteen people in line, goes to the machine... -
Back in the trials of sales,
back in that finance game... -
I'm sure you all know of
that fish in the sea... -
- Nelly! You haven't left any mince pies.
- I haven't taken, Mammy... -
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I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee... -
I only lie when you ask me a question. If you stop...
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I'm strong, smart and sassy,
I got attitude but i keep it classy... -
- Oh! I've seen stars!
_________________- Where... -
- I've dyed! Do you hear, Nick?
- Ann? Then how can you speak... -
No other race 'tween humans
Will matter save the last one...