Funny Poems About Life

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  • I'm That Guy

    by Larry Chamberlin

    I'm that guy who comes in the post office
    Fifteen people in line, goes to the machine...

  • What Is Our Life?

    by Eugenius

    One sage, who talked with inspiration,
    Was asked a philosophic question...

  • Six Decades

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Six decades, three score full years,
    Wandering around like I know...

  • Opening's behind

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Now that I'm in my sixties
    I'm free to be uncouth...

  • The cliche kid rode into town,
    He wore a stetson, he wore a frown...

  • When you have kids you don't have privacy like...
    If it is locked they will just scream and pound...

  • Girl Pants (1)

    by Dan Bloom

    Thank God you didn't notice I was wearing girl...
    I found them in the trash, but they are so...

  • Twist & Shout (4)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Tornados dance and go
    But I really only cried...

  • Finally got an early night. Dog woke me up at 4am...

  • It's Summer! (3)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    You know it's summer
    When the shoes...

  • Occupy your space

    by Larry Chamberlin

    How many Bosons are in a Nova,
    And could you dance it to Corcovado...

  • Rent (syntuit)

    by Larry Chamberlin

    School's out, daughter's stuff
    Takes up garage all summer...