Funny Poems About Life

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  • A Snuff Dipper

    by david kessel

    I used to smoke but then a dipper I became,
    Although, they say, it's harmful all the same...

  • Spring

    by Christina

    Spring is nice
    Spring is fun...

  • Today's Lesson (4)

    by Serena

    As class begins, my boredom sets in,
    I’m fighting a battle I can’t seem to win...

  • I'm a pot head with no life
    ill never have a family not even a wife...

  • Keep it on the track... (6)

    by bleed_me_slow

    He pulled up next to me revving his engine,
    In his sports car he wanted to get my attention...

  • TeLL uR bF to StoP caLLing me (2)

    by {*LoR`~`LeE*}

    Tell Ur bf to Stop calling me.
    He called not once...

  • Lay me down to ... (1)

    by Alyssa

    Now I lay me down to study
    I pray the lord I don't go nuttty...

  • Pen and Paper

    by tender69

    Pen and paper
    And I put myself down...

  • Me and Robert, sitting on a chair
    I think I heard a noise coming from over there...

  • *challenged by my physics and pre-calc teacher to...
    You think I've done drugs...

  • There is no need to tell me it
    i know i am a heartless b***h...

  • Star and crazy blue
    Up all night...