I thought this was hilarious! its not my own, i...
A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and...
People think that writing these poems makes me try
Over and over again to make everybody sigh...
.another Monday about to begin.
.wonder where the hell I've been...
Beep beep beep beep
what a stupid clock...
Move Over Rover
Hot damn...
To become a pretty fairy
Is really a wondrous life...
(this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
There were ten green bottles...
Here I sit
broken hearted...
One day, I was cookin' spaghetti.
I was waitin' till it looked good and ready...
When i look at a patch of dandelions,
i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...
Yellow, orange, purple, and green
I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...
Kookie how ever usay it or spell it,
its still spells cookies...