Funny Poems About Life

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  • A pregnant woman joke... (3)

    by X~ BrOkEn BeYoNd RePaIr ~X

    I thought this was hilarious! its not my own, i...
    A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus and...

  • People think that writing these poems makes me try
    Over and over again to make everybody sigh...

  • An ordinary week (3)

    by MisterScabbedWings

    .another Monday about to begin.
    .wonder where the hell I've been...

  • A girls worst day! (10)

    by kareeenuhhh

    Beep beep beep beep
    what a stupid clock...

  • Move Over Rover (4)

    by Robert Meuser

    Move Over Rover
    Hot damn...

  • To be a fairy (Ode) (3)

    by Timeless Hopeful

    To become a pretty fairy
    Is really a wondrous life...

  • Ten green bottles (5)

    by LittleMissImperfect

    (this is meant to be sung to the general tune of...
    There were ten green bottles...

  • Oops (4)

    by happyGIRL

    Here I sit
    broken hearted...

  • Meatball Mania (3)

    by Poetvoices

    One day, I was cookin' spaghetti.
    I was waitin' till it looked good and ready...

  • When i look at a patch of dandelions,
    i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...

  • Silly Suckers! (5)

    by *Melanie*

    Yellow, orange, purple, and green
    I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...

  • Cookies (3)

    by ©TheCornerOfTheEnd

    Kookie how ever usay it or spell it,
    its still spells cookies...