Funny Poems About Life

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  • Mi friend and i came up with these all by our...
    1) Thou shall never lose her morals or her shoes...

  • Sleeping Beauty. (1)

    by Gordon Whittaker

    She lay safe in my arms
    her eyes closed in sleep...

  • Morning pleasure... (3)

    by groovydude

    It starts to get hot and steamy,
    and it starts to boil...

  • >>>KNOCK KNOCK>WHO'S THERE>JESUS...

  • Just Me (4)

    by Kari

    Part of me is vibrant yellow
    full of life and joyful...

  • Too Pooped to Pop (4)

    by Robert Meuser

    Too Pooped to Pop
    There were those days in my youth...

  • Chewed Gum (5)

    by aDORKable x3

    Staring up at you
    you just pass on by...

  • Procrastinator (10)

    by *Charisma*

    I'm such a procrastinator
    I waste my time away...

  • A womens Prayer (4)

    by nicki

    Before I lay down to sleep
    I pray for a man who is not a creep...

  • Creepy Crawly (3)

    by crazyandsweet

    I had a terrible,
    horrendous fright...

  • Stupid Fake Girls (3)

    by BeautifulxMess

    Plastic girls remind me of a Barbie doll. Made...
    Just stare at you with fake color eyes. That fake...

  • Gay (3)

    by sarah

    I am gay,
    thats the way i plan to stay...