Dreamy Diva (5)

by Countess of Monte Cristo

Prepare my pink private jet
How many times do i have to say...

The Teacher I Don't Like (5)

by KT

There was a man named Mr. Miller
he didn't look like a thriller...

Sterotypes (5)

by Sandy

You think that i am mexican,
latina or hispanic...

No (9)

by Imogen

NOOOOO!
Please no...

Always Thin (13)

by Matthew A.

Every time I talk to girls they say that they love...
even small girls say they can eat alot...

Over 40 (3)

by MaryAnnEvans

Oh how grand
it is to be over 40...

Life (3)

by IN LOVE

sorry this poem isn't funny i just seen that it...
My life isn\\\'t all that it is cracked up to be...

The Cold (10) 3

by Kitty Cat Lady

Oh my word I'm snotty
It feels like winter now...

Kind Words (2) 2

by MoonMaiden

A few kind words,
Could go a long way...

Whom are we having for dinner? (3) 1

by joseph santacruz

I took a cooking class said one cannibal to...
then he roasted his sister as he ate his brother...

I am woman (4)

by Spoken but not heard

It's not always about love, it has nothing to do...
Pick-up lines don't exactly make my heart dance...

Test Days (7)

by Matthew A.

Test days are always complicated.
They make you feel like your constipated...