Extremely Flammable

This is not a caution for you, it's a challenge.

Guys are stupid...throw rocks at them

Why Are All Criminals Fast?

All The Slow Ones Are In Jail!

I don't know if I should be happy or wash my hands.
-Tas

I was sorri i had no shoes until i met sum1 wiv no feet

When life hands you lemons: throw them at people!

The pain of my heart
to death shall me part
the pain i have to dart
he leans in for the kiss
and farts
eeeww BART!!

Bosses are like diapers. Always on your @$$, and usually full of $hit

My parents control my life so why don't they go to school for me?

.::.FoR aLL tHoSe PeOpLe DaT lUv To TaLk ShYt BoUt Me DuN gEt Pi*sEd WhEn U gEt DiSsEd CuZ u JuS aNoThA h*e On MaH sHyT LiSt.::.