We both were very sick this morning. Trying to get to work. We got dressed and everything. Once we were half way to work I realised something and called him.

"Honey, it's Sunday."

It sucked.

No, I don't have a writing utensil. It's 7AM..You're lucky that I'm even awake right now.

I think my favorite phobia is Phronemophobia [the fear of thinking]. :D

PMS-

Potential
Murder
Suspect

When I said I'll die in your arms, I did not mean like this!

So please stop beating me!

I'm not meek or timid anymore! I am most deffinately not weak or broken! And I am deffinately not taking your crap anymore you puffed up, dimwitted, over bearing, self absorbed labrador!

"You know its time to right some poetry when your thoughts start to rhyme." Elizabeth Forster

Ya know... i've always wondered, they put marks on the keyboard for blind people... but WHAT THE F**K ARE BLIND PEOPLE GONNA USE THE COMPUTER FOR?! To type emails they cant read? awesome.

Life is all about ass; you're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it, or behaving like one.

Elementary School- "He started it!"

Middle School- "It was a dare!"

High School- "I was drunk."