"Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing".

"Every day there's sad news and bad news, but each day itself is glad news".

"I would rather be raped by bears than ever work again."

Excuse me, But what drugs are you on?

Im not laughing at you
Im laughing with you
Wait are you laughing?

When I'm sick, I am very tempermental. I do not appreciate being hasseled. I do not like being mothered. I do not like being flatly ignored. I do not like being laughed at for running out of tissues. I most ceraintly hate being denied my chocolate.

Class is dead darling,it died with the dinosaurs
it traded its pearls and white wine for myspace and corona.welcome to the twenty first century would you like fries with that?

That's why no one should disturb my brother when he's cooking. You never know when he'll turn around, chop you up and put you in there as well....

-Crazy

I dream of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not be questioned about their motives.

A blunt a day keeps the stress away! :D