"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
-Marilyn Monroe

Kids in the back seat don't cause accidents, accidents in the back seat
causes kids!! :-P

Not all flowers can mean love, but a rose did.
Not every plant can survive thirst, but a cactus did.
Not every retard can read, but look at you go! =]

Do you think you're in a position to give me advice on life? You barely know how to live yours.

Never go on a Train when ur high

i did once the conducter was like ur ticket please i was like

I'm a TREEEE

The tooth farie teaches kids that they can get money for selling body parts, i blame her for prostitution.

What do you get when you give a woman with pms a gps?
a furious woman that will find you:)

There are no failures; just experiences that don't go as you planned.

If your in a hole, Quit your digging

Fredo frog u are now dead MWHAHAHA

quotes from my best friend roma

((shes very odd O.o ))