Hate to break it to ya, but there is no such thing as happily ever after. You may see that in movies, but not real life.

When I walk by you say "fag" but your boner says something else.

~There is no I in team but there is an M and a E!~

Either lifes to short,
Or I'm to short for life.

Fight and flight. Mostly fight...

One day
One life
One way
One night

**is it nice?**
**tell me what you think**

You know you're getting old when you stop worry if you're hip, and worry if your hip is going to last.

You can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better know something.

My mama told me obly two things were open at 3 am: legs and Wal-Mart

I'm never wrong.
I thought i was once.
I was mistaken.