Don't laugh at the truth...
Because it's like laughing at someone who said they take slow classes because they're mentally retarded...

*This isn't meant to be offensive to anyone*

If all the raindrops were lemon drops and gum drops.....that would really hurt

"Squish a boob, save a life!"

Protect yourself from breast cancer!

Mouths closed, eyes on me.
Don't get those mixed up!

*Teacher talking to his class XD*

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If you think nobody cares,
Try missing a couple of payments.

A word to the wise aint neccessary, it's the stupid ones that need the advice!

God must have skipped you when he was passing out common sence

Every second we waste laughing at each other is no second wasted at all. Happiness is not knowing the bucket's behind you.

Doc ive been feeling a little paranoid!

I know!

Really?? How?

ohh...you parents, friends, and co-workers all told me