Man, never get high before a test. Because it will backfire. I did that once.. Big mistake. I wrote a huge essay on the anatomy of a frog. The teacher said it would have gotten full points. If it hadn't been a Math test.

Two of my best guy friends walk down the hall. one of them is wearing a leather trenchcoat.

"dude, do u kno how many trees were killed to make you jacket?"

"no, but i know how many cows were killed to make your homework."

Get on, get off, and get out.

Lying in bed would be an altogether supreme experience, if only one had a colored pencil long enough to reach the ceiling

-Gilbert K. Chesterson

I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.

Go to Hell. And i'll see you there.

My life is one whole blonde moment...hehe..XD

I used to think being so lazy was wrong... So I stopped thinking.

When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someones eye and run!

Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics =]