Life is hard so wear a helmet!

A woman without chocolate is like a fish without a fishtank.

Live day by day
Don't take a day 4 granted \'cause u never know it might be your last.

Sometimes the answers that we seek are right in front of us...even closer.

Players deserve players

"Choose Life.
...Death is so overated."

"Why don't you go put a condom on ur head coz if ur gonna act like a d*ck, you might as well look like one to."

My train of thought didn't have its caboose

i said this one day while talking to a friend of mine when i was answering a question, my mind just went blank and i couldn't finish the sentence, she asked why and thats what i said.

Ignorance is not only bliss, but a virtue.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a watermelon is more fun to throw at someone